old letterpress in the basement still runs. fed it a post. it printed a coin.

Launch a coin from any post on X. Twenty seconds, one press.
See a post worth a coin? Press launch before the thread cools. The account that wrote it earns from every trade, whether they know it yet or not.
old letterpress in the basement still runs. fed it a post. it printed a coin.

drew the whole lore of a coin that does not exist yet. someone please make it exist.

Always verify on the official channels. Anything that is not this exact address is not us.
The whole product, in the order it happens.
You are on the timeline like any other day. A post is going off.
A small Launch this appears in the post's action row. Only on hover, never permanent.
The side panel opens already filled from the post: name, ticker, image, description. Origin is locked.
One transaction to the launchpad. Fixed supply, bonding curve, tradable from block one.
Back on the timeline the post now wears its market. That post can never be launched again.
A recent pad on this chain took 131 launches from 64 wallets in under four hours — and recorded almost no trading against any of them.
Sitting at a blank form asking what should this coin be about is where most would-be launchers quit.
It is scrolling past on X every second, already ranked by an algorithm, already carrying an audience.
Open a site, connect, upload an image, invent a ticker. The gap between seeing and acting is measured in minutes.
The post keeps circulating. The token does not.

Put the launch button where the narrative already is, collapse the gap to one press, then put the market back on the post. Distribution stops being a budget and becomes a property of the product.
The launchpad stores a metadata block with every token. It is permanent, public, and read by every chart site. Feedpad fills it deliberately.
| name | from the post |
| symbol | launcher's choice |
| logo | post media, copied to permanent storage |
| description | "Launched from @author's post · Feedpad" |
| socials.website | feedpad.press/t/<postID>← the billboard |
| socials.x | the origin post URL← the provenance |
| creatorFeeRecipient | the fee splitter contract |
| creatorTax | 1–5%, chosen at press, immutable |
| salt | ground for a house address suffix |
A product rule, enforced honestly — not a chain rule dressed up as one.

| post | token | pressed by | when | block |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1834…9021@someguy | $SCAT | 0x7a2…f19 | 4m after post | 62,144,829 |
| 1834…7714@kera | $HOYO | 0x3c9…a04 | 11m after post | 62,143,102 |
| 1834…6630@dmt | $BELL | 0xe11…77b | 2m after post | 62,141,880 |
The launchpad taxes the first seconds of every token's life: currently three seconds, starting at 99% and decaying to the normal fee. Only the pad's team can change that. We cannot, and we do not ask.
Chosen by the launcher between 1% and 5% at press time, defaulting to 2%. Immutable once set — the panel says so before you press.
The launcher and author slices never shrink. We only ever discount our own cut, and the discount goes to the launcher. Feedpad's share of every trade at this setting: 40 bps.
20% of 2% = 4 bps of every trade on every Feedpad token. Scales with volume, not launch count — we profit from tokens that trade, which is the behaviour we are trying to cause.
A flat fee on top of the pad's own, shown as a line item before pressing. Small by design: a launch fee that hurts suppresses the exact behaviour we want.
Author shares unclaimed after 90 days route to buyback. Never reported as revenue; the countdown is public per token from day one.
When an author disavows, their slice routes to buyback for the life of the token. Doing the right thing costs nobody anything.
Everything works with zero tokens. Holding buys the tools that make hunting rational, and shrinks our cut of your presses.
The extension builds calldata and hands it to your wallet. It never holds funds and never asks you to sign something you cannot read.
A contract that never holds principal cannot lose principal. The splitter only ever touches fee revenue that has already been earned.
No tabs, history, cookies or broad host access. The listing states what each line is for.
Every wallet that has pressed has a permanent public record, and the unflattering numbers sit next to the flattering ones.
Exit: A stranger presses a post; a second stranger finds that token cold on an aggregator and buys it without the extension.
Exit: Origin authors start claiming without being contacted first.
Exit: Holding $FEED is the obvious move for anyone pressing more than occasionally.
The category's vanity metric is launch count. We refuse it as a headline — a pad with 131 launches and no trades is the thing we are reacting to.
Published whether good or bad, on the docs page, monthly.

You have scrolled past nine launchable narratives today. Somebody else pressed first on all nine.
⚡ PRESS FIRST